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Just a Woman Walking Topless Through Center City
By Kyle Scott
Published:
http://youtu.be/ITsWBlvuspM
[Video mostly suitable for work]This is really going to open the age-old debate as to whether pasties denote toplessness. I say yes— any boob with fully visible undercarriage, circumference, and bare depth on the X, Y and Z axis is a naked breastie to me. Others, like magazine editors and fashion models, may disagree. But as is the case with most things in the world, Google will ultimately settle this debate and establish an important precedent if they remove this video for violating YouTube’s TOS. I’m thinking it stays, and, yeah, I know that’s totally in conflict with my stance. Don’t judge me though, males are very conflicted in situations like this. An epic civil war takes place between the eyes, brain and penis:
Eyes: Topless!
Brain: Not topless!
Eyes: Topless!
Brain: Not topless!
Eyes: Topless!
Brain: Not topless!
Penis: You had me a “woman walking.”
Meanwhile, love the brotha at the end of the video. Oh hell yeah I’m gonna take a picture with this topless broad outside the Five Guys. Dude’s Instagram just stepped up its game big-time.
via (@AnswerDave)
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.