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Madden Has No Choice But to Update Tanner McKee’s 61 Rating
By Kyle Pagan
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The Mormon Missile showed out tonight for everyone. The NFL teams that need a QB, Eagles fans knowing we have a legit #2, and Madden who needs to update his rating immediately:
20/25, 252 yards, 3 total TDs, and a 135.3 rating. Two touchdown drives of nine and 10 plays. Who was the nerd in charge of giving Tanner McKee a rating of 61? That guy knows zero ball. I mean no disrespect to the hometown legend Kyle McCord, but he hasn’t even played a snap yet and he’s got a higher rating than a veteran. Did the Dallas Cowboys game mean nothing last year?
McKee mentioned after the game that the guys have been calling him “61” on the sidelines:
Time to update that nickname. Look at these throws. The touch, the location, the timing, the first Tush Push of the year. OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET ME A TOWEL!
The Tanner McKee propaganda is going nuts on the Internet. I’m going to start the bidding at two first rounders:
I’m looking at you Kellen Moore.
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com