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Marc Jackson’s Tesla Was Vandalized Again, But This Time We Have Video
By Kyle Pagan
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There’s a sequel to Marc Jackson’s Tesla being vandalized and this time we’ve got video, since the cars come fully equipped. This is like watching NFL Films recap the Eagles Super Bowl, complete with narration:
What a narration. Makes me feel like I was there.
I’ll never get people who vandalize Teslas because they don’t like the person who owns the company. Do these same people go up to a Ford or Volkswagen and do this? Those founders didn’t exactly have the most thoughtful approach to some groups either. I noticed they’re driving a Prius. Don’t they know Toyota helped our enemies in World War II? If it was up to them the Axis Powers would’ve crushed us and we’d be speaking Japanese! So when people slap on bumper stickers, spit on, or write “you’re a cunt” in Sharpie on the car, I’m just wondering what good it does. The ironic part is you imagine people who bought them years ago because they’re efficient and green are being targeted and they don’t even agree with Elon Musk.
What a world, huh? I couldn’t imagine being so worked up over something that I’d vandalize someone’s stuff. And you’re from Delaware? How do you come into somebody else’s city and vandalize their shit? It makes zero sense! You’re a guest! It’d be like me going over to a friend’s house and just start taking the dishes out of the cabinet and breaking them on the ground. The punishment has to fit the crime. Not something crazy that’s going to ruin their life, but something they’ll remember. I say Jackson should unleash Jim Lynam on these ladies. Give them a stern talking to. Something only an old man with tons of wisdom can deliver. On one hand, you’ll leave learning something and on the other, it sucks to disappoint an old man. But he’s gonna teach them in his Delco accent how to act in society. He’s gonna give them a big dose of D, and the “D” stands for decency:
Have those girls looking like this after they just got put in their place :
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com