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Photos: Don Tollefson Turns Himself in to Police in a Baggy Suit
By Kyle Scott
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God dammit, Tollie. The thing said noon. You were supposed to turn yourself in at noon. I was coming over.* You were an hour early. The one time you decide to be an upstanding citizen had to be today. YOU’RE NOT A GOOD GUY!
*I wasn’t actually going over. I got a new computer chair and it’s reallllly comfortable. Plus it’s cold out. Fuck that shit.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.