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RIP Positivity Rabbit
By Kyle Pagan
Published:
Positivity Rabbit 12/6/25 – 12/10/25. We hardly knew ye:
The Positivity Rabbit was born in an Amazon warehouse, but grew up in a Philadelphia Eagles locker room surrounded by a football team that was definitely not sad, but looking for a spark. Unfortunately, Rabbit was five days old before it met their demise. Rabbit leaves behind an 0-1 record. Rabbit was preceded in death by gimmicks like “Dancing On My Own”, Raise The Cat, and Brad Miller’s bamboo plant. A funeral will be held at the abandoned Toll Man Joes on Oregon Ave on Thursday. The family asks that in lieu of flowers you make a contribution to the Eagles Autism Foundation.
What was once a glimmer of hope for a team now becomes a meme in Eagles lore like the “Dream Team,” Juan Castillo’s Wide-9 defense, and Frank Gore signing with for one day in free agency.
The bunny was creepy and the vibes were even worse after the Eagles shit the bed on Monday Night Football.
RIP Positivity Rabbit:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com