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Shipping Update: Actually Pretty Good
By Kyle Scott
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Beautiful, Clark.
So, we’ve done it. Through a combination of blood, sweat and probably a few broken trade laws, every Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, with the exception of orders after 2 p.m. yesterday, have shipped. Many have been delivered. Only a small number of migrant workers were killed and just three postal workers haven’t seen their families since Monday. Jim packed, maybe, 2 million Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts himself. My wife hasn’t seen light in days and may very well have already chosen her high-powered divorce lawyer. Me? I’m just delivering Christmas cheer. Do we have more? Sort of. As I write this, there are seven – SEVEN! – left in stock, in small, extra large and 3XL. I’ve ordered more, but I don’t trust the printer to meet his deadline, so I’m not making them available until I know for sure we’ll have them by next Thursday and in time to ship to you for Christmas festivities. I told him that if he can’t get them out by Tuesday to cancel order!* I was inspired by Donald Trump’s Boeing Tweet. So yes, we may be getting more in-stock, but as of now I’m not taking orders on them.
Just about everything else that was backordered is in-stock. Current orders of Trust The Process shirts – which are just absolutely beautiful and soft – are now shipping and Bang and For The Championship will ship within a day or two.
Everything you see here is in-stock in most sizes and ships in 3-5 days, probably quicker, and will arrive in plenty of time for Christmas. In fact, you can literally buy them right here:
Trust The Process hoodies, Dancing Ghost Bears, and Woo are all available for purchase and expected to arrive in time for Christmas, but I don’t want to guarantee it since I don’t have a firm date when we’ll receive them yet. All other items are in-stock, which is good, because I’m going to have to sell a lot more since it looks like I’ll be ceding half of all profits since Joe Cordell is not licensed in my state.
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UPDATE: More Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts may be on the way:
I’ll believe it when I see it!
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.