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STORMCAST: BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
By Kyle Scott
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Mayor Nutter thinks the media (and blogs?) “scared the shit out of people” for the Pope’s visit? Well, he ain’t seen nothing yet. The new spaghetti models are out, and boy, are things about to get saucy, or, if you’re a proper Italian, gravy-y!
Models trending towards hurricane on the east coast. Today's operational EURO could be icing on the cake. #Joaquin pic.twitter.com/TsadrObY5e
— Jim Cantore (@JimCantore) September 30, 2015
New #Joaquin forecast track from @NHC_Atlantic. Yeah, that's a problem. pic.twitter.com/TsVnywwj4z
— Gary Szatkowski (@GarySzatkowski) September 30, 2015
Yep, we’re all going to die. Batten your hatches. Stronger than the storm. Christie. Snookie. We’ve seen this play before!
Me feels a Saturday Eagles game coming on.
UPDATE: Gazy Szatkowski, famous for his call on Sandy, issues the National Weather Service update:
Moderate coastal flooding is possible on Thursday. Moderate to major coastal flooding is now possible on Friday with the strong northeast winds. This is in advance of any impacts from Hurricane Joaquin. If Hurricane Joaquin directly affects the region, major to record coastal flooding is possible.
Batten. Your. Hatches.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.