#TBT: Young Jim Is Making Me Melt

Published: Feb 11th, 2016 · 2:01 PM EST

HOLY SHIT JIM IS GOOD LOOKING! Is that Clark Kent with those rims? Perhaps a young Chris Martin spinning an early LP in the studio? Good lord! Almost two years now – TWO YEARS! – and I never knew my employed could pierce so deeply into your soul that when he averts his gaze it extracts the contents of your intestines through your mouth hole. Just wow. I mean, I can’t shake the visual. Young Jim has literally taken over my screen as I write this AND I LIKE IT:

So meta.

I asked Mrs. CB for her opinion– both to make sure I wasn’t alone in my desires and also to prove that I am a straight male. She’s hot for Jimmy [just ignore crying Little Guy– I don’t even notice it anymore… it’s like, it exists, but my ears have found a way to turn off that frequency]:

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There has to be a corporate mandate for him to shave his beard, right? #ShaveTheBeardJim. I mean, look at this mess:

You’ve let yourself go, Jim. Your Tinder dates will 100% stop bailing on you once you do. Hell, you might even be able to find love at my house. Let’s talk about that raise, Jimbo.

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Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.