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Think This Guy Ever Got His Birthday Flash on 76?
By Kyle Scott
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Did you see this car on 76-E on Friday? Did you flash* this car on 76-E on Friday?
Actually love this move. So much better than a “SHOW ME YOUR TITS” t-shirt or a “GYNECOLOGIST” Halloween costume. Chances of seeing private parts are increased exponentially by the A) respectful nature of the request, B) the birthday thing, and C) the anonymity of doing in on a highway where, for one fleeting moment of teetery, caution can be thrown to the wind and then sailed into the open window of a horny 22-year-old.
Oh, wait, did you say 76 East? Never mind. No one is going to flash you when they know they’ll be stuck inching forward next to you for the next hour. Imagine how awkward that could get:
Flasher: HERE ARE MY BEWBS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
– 20 minutes later –
Flasher: Uh, hey–you! Open your window. I’m late meeting my husband for dinner and really need to get off at Girard… can I just get over into the right? No? Please. I’m late. Please! He told me to get off at the Zoo. I HAVE TO GET OFF AT THE ZOO!
Birthday boy: Flash me again and we’ll both get off at the Zoo.
*Could this be commenter The Philly Flash?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.