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Today In “Kyle’s Not Going In The Ocean This Summer”
By Kyle Scott
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My dad took these pictures today of a Portuguese Man O’ War. In Ocean City. New Jersey. On the beach I go to. The beach I was at this weekend. The beach I’ll be at all next week. THE BEACH I WALKED ALONG WITH MY WIFE AND UNBORN CHILD ON SATURDAY EVENING. These fuckers are on to me. They’ve come for my family. They’ve found my area. This is my toe-dipping spot. I’m out. I’m done with the ocean. It’s dead to me. We’re retreating to the boardwalk. These things can’t jump… can they?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.