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Today In “Kyle’s Not Going In The Ocean This Summer”
By Kyle Scott
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A half-eaten dolphin washed up on a beach in North Wildwood over the weekend.
A member of the North Wildwood Beach Patrol told NBC10 they found the dolphin carcass in the water off the 4th Street Beach Saturday morning and carried it away. While the member said they haven’t determined how the dolphin died he did say it was bitten by “something big.”
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Based on the photo, Schoelkopf said the dolphin was likely killed by a sand tiger shark — described as a relatively placid and slow-moving shark with no confirmed human fatalities.*
0% chance I’m approaching the water. Negative %, actually. Come join me on the beach– we’ll drink margaritas and, you know, not get eaten. It’ll be a real hoot.
*That line, literally, comes from Wikipedia: “Relatively placid and slow-moving shark with no confirmed human fatalities.”
H/T to (@PhllyPhootball)
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.