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US Bobsledder Busts Through Bathroom Door, Which is Apparently Made of a Lightweight Cardboard
By Kyle Scott
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This guy is my new favorite US Olympian– and he’s got a home security endorsement in his future.
If Johnny Quinn can do it, why can’t a burglar? Hello, I’m US Olympian Johnny Quinn. Is your home protected from would-be intruders? Studies show 6 out of 7 break-ins occur despite locked doors and windows. And I can tell you from experience, a locked door is no deterrent to a determined individual… or the Kool-Aid Man. Call today and get FREE in-home installation. Tell ’em Johnny sent ya. [Busts through door] OH YEAH!
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Also: I assume Kellogg’s execs are salivating over Ashley Wagner?
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.