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Video: Dumbass Taken off Flight from Philly to Punta Cana by Men in Hazmat Suits for Making Stupid Ebola Joke
By Jim Adair
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Dude, no. You do not, according to NBC, sneeze and then say “I have Ebola” on an airplane, to a stranger (or anywhere really). If you do, here’s what happens: A bad-ass flight attendant makes an announcement to the entire plane that you’re an idiot. Men in hazmat suits come on the plane and remove you. People cover their mouths when the hazmat guys walk by because they think they can get Ebola from breathing near you, I guess. Everyone films it, and then they have to wait two hours to get off the plane. Also, even if you said “I have Ebola” in the jokiest manner possible, it’s still not the best idea to even joke about that when you’ve probably got hands full of snot, you weirdo.
When he's not writing about sports here or ranting about them on Twitter, Jim is probably watching X-Files on Netflix or drinking a beer somewhere. Jim has nothing against hockey, it's just not his style. He once met Duce Staley at a Sixers game.