This made me laugh hard:

Hilarious. First, we get the height joke. Well done. Then, nine seconds in, Rosenthal moves to step in front of the Phanatic, like he was positioning himself for a rebound on a free throw. Then the dork director panics and cuts away from the live shot immediately.

The Phanatic had ’em shook!

Apropos, in the heyday of Crossing Broad, The Maestro had it out for Rosenthal. He wasn’t a fan of bow tie, writing this back in 2013:

Screw Ken Rosenthal, that little bow-tie-wearing, four-foot-two, smaller-than-the-average-guy dweeb for this horrific and pandering line of questioning to Shane Victorino just moments after Victorino and the Red Sox won the World Series.

How much more meaningful is it to win this series, in this town, in this park, in this city?

FUCK YOU, DUDE.

That’s from a post titled “Watch as that Dweeb Ken Rosenthal Tries to Get You to Hate Shane Victorino.” Maybe we should abandon all other pursuits and just re-realize CB as the Phillies blog it once was.