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Scenes From Retro Night

Kyle Scott - July 23, 2011

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You knew it was going to be a fantastic evening when Tom McCarthy’s screaming open went like this:

Brings us back to the decade when clearing levels of Pac-Man was cool, and the Phillies reached… the ultimate level.

Shoot yourself if you read that in T-Mac voice.

As you know, last night was Retro Night at Citizens Bank Park. We put together a little catalog – a diary, if you will – of the screen-grabbed goodness… including several pictures of Sarge, who began the night in what looked like a masterbatory bunker before setting out on a three-hour tour around the 100 degree ballpark.

I should tell you now, this post is best viewed while listening to Dave Gibson's tremendous Sarge Remix:

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Your Tailgating Photos

Kyle Scott - June 28, 2011

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Thanks to our friends from Chevy, Rustica, Winner's Circle, Philly Soft Pretzel Factory, and Global Beer Distributors in North Liberties for helping us out with our second CB-Philly Phaithful tailgate.

More pics after the jump.

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Your Chase Utley Charity Event Photo Gallery

Kyle Scott - April 29, 2011

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Last night Chase and Jennifer Utley hosted their 4th annual Chase Utley All-Star Animals Casino Night at the Electric Factory to raise money for the Pennsylvania SPCA’s efforts to fight animal cruelty. Thanks to our friends from GM of the Northeast for hooking me up with a sweet GMC Acadia to take to the event. It fit right in with the Bentleys and 7 Series in the parking lot…

Most of the Phillies were there, including Chase, Cliff Lee, Roy Halladay, Brad Lidge, Ryan Madson, Jimmy Rollins, Ryan Howard, Kyle Kendrick, Ben Francisco, Cole Hamels, Danys Baez, and Mike Zagurski, among others. Heidi Hamels, Jen Utley, Cindy Francisco (CinFran!), Stephenie Kendrick, Johari Rollins, Krystle Campbell, Lindsey Lidge, and Mike Zagurski’s girlfriend (?) were all there. Sadly, no Brandy Halladay or Kristen Lee. More sadly, I knew most of those names without even looking them up.

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I was there to take pics. There’s a photo gallery after the jump. I may have overdone it with the Chase and Cliff pics… There’s also a short video. It’s not too exciting, but don’t pretend like you won’t watch it.

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The Spectrum is still Not Dead Yet

Kyle Scott - February 18, 2011

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As of 9:30 A.M. this morning on RememberTheSpectrum.com.

It's almost as if someone gave the Spectrum Bill Pullman's Independence Day pep talk before the demo cranes came: We will not go quietly into the night!

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Your Fat Joe and the Terror Squad Photoshops

Kyle Scott - February 11, 2011

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Here they are. R2C2 wants Joe Blanton included in all photos and interviews? Done.

Ladies and Gentlement, your Philly 5.

Oh yeah, these are best enjoyed while listening to Down With Webster's remix of Hall & Oates' Rich Girl.

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Your Disturbing Wing Bowl Photo Gallery

Kyle Scott - February 4, 2011

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Welcome to Wing Bowl 19…

Many more photos after the jump. There's no nudity, but if your place of work considers fat guys, chicken wings, hastily made floats, scantily clad strippers and porn stars, and cottage cheese NSFW, then yeah, it's NSFW. We'll have videos later. Enjoy…Then shower. Please.

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Caught Looking: Flyers Ice Girls

Kyle Scott - February 2, 2011

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SI.com recently did a photo essay on Flyers Ice Girls (journalism!), and they managed to catch more than a few dudes looking, including a kid who hits puberty right before our very eyes. But this guy, who I predict is still sleeping on the couch, takes the cake. Slightly older looking Catherine Keener is not happy.

Meanwhile, the girl on the right is wondering why her boyfriend seems disinterested, and that perhaps her repressed desire to sample both ends of life's spectrum would be better acted out with a more willing partner.

Or she's bored. One or the other.

Your Morning Carts: I Took Six Panthers to the Club Edition

Kyle Scott - November 24, 2010

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Oh yeah, I have a pseudo trench-coat and a porn stache.  Fightin' crime and gettin' digits.

Here we have a Movembered Carts, spotted in his natural habitat- Canada.  Just where in the world would he wear clothes from Harry Rosen, Canadia's self-proclaimed leading quality menswear retailer?  How about the Recess Lonunge in Old City (yeah that place next to the Ritz parking garage). From the fantastic HughE Dillion and his site PhillyChitChat.com:

Last Saturday night at Recess a few Flyers partied inside including Jeff Carter, who came with a few Florida Panthers who the Flyers had just beaten a few hours earlier, 5-2. My source didn't know know the names but said [there were about six of them].

Yep, that was the night Carts signed a $58 million contract.  There is no doubt he was making it rain and icing bros next to the "waterfall by the bar, plush couches and velvet ropes" of Recess.  You stay classy, Carter.

Why post now?  Really we were just looking for an excuse to use more of these amazing photos from 25Stanley.com.  I don't know who took them, but the dude should win a Pulitzer.  And maybe we should change this post to "Your Morning Harts," because here we have a lip-furred Scott Hartnell, spitting next to a frightened autograph seeker.

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More awesome after the jump.  And details on our Scott Hartnell, 70's crime fighter Photoshop t-shirt giveaway contest.  Deep breath.

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