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DeSean Jackson Wants to Know Who’s Been Eating Hummus
By Kyle Scott
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DeSean Jackson isn't talking to the media, but he is in the latest Foot Locker commercial along with Rajon Rondo, Amare Stoudemire, Justin Tuck, and Sanya Richards. Biiiigtiiiime. Ya digg?
What DeSean really wants to know, is who's been eating the hummus? Which is a perfect time for me to debut my failed humus joke.
Why do all girls like humus? Seriously, go into a party and tell a group of lassies that you brought humus and you'll be met with this:
"eeehhhmagod I LOVE humus"
"is it flavored? is it flavored? is it flavored?"
"fuck me"
"humus. is. like. the bestest thing ever"
Your response:
"It's just chickpeas… If I told you I brought ground up legumes would you be as excited?"
It might not be funny now, but try it. Just try it.
Now, the video.
H/T to our good friend Jim McCormick, read his stuff at ESPN.com
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.