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Hook a Wet Jay Wright Dancing Directly Into Venous Tubes
By Kyle Scott
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Jay Wright is the sort of guy who celebrates a National Championship winning shot by quietly muttering “Bang” to himself and then looking as if he just experienced the satisfaction of an indigenous creature taking some of the food he left out on the porch. I feel good about this.
So it’s with that very real precedent that Jay Wright getting doused in water and dancing like he’s about to be the lead in an Apple commercial is so satisfying. And by satisfying, I mean my needs have been tended to by this soaking shimmy:
👀 Wildcats Go Wild!!!
Villanova coach Jay Wright Drenched with Water 💦 and Dancing in Locker Room Celebration as @NovaMBB Clinches Final Four Trip!@6abc @VUCoachJWright #Villanova #NovaNation #LetsMarchNova #Nova #marchmadness #FinalFour pic.twitter.com/6NtrOPfuNj
— Jeff Skversky (@JeffSkversky) March 26, 2018
That’s hot.
Still, this remains a close second to his fist pump after Villanova won its second round game two years ago. The emotion that was let out with that single thrust was like nothing I have ever seen. This is just a pure celebration, knowing that he’s the best remaining coach in the tournament.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.