Ad Disclosure
Instagram Model Says DeSean Jaccson Has a George Costanza Problem
By Kyle Scott
Published:
Eyyyyyyyyyy its ya boi DJACC comin at cha wit dat small fry herr meh !!
Instagram model – the first profession to make me feel old – Elizabeth Ruiz (@elizabethruizxo), who is apparently shopping Von Miller’s sex tape, was on some radio show I never heard of and spilled the beans that former and future Eagle DeSean Jaccson has the penis of a far-eastern man who just got out of the pool:
“I mean I can tell you who has a small one…Would I be legally charged? Because I’m tired of cases, man…
DeSean Jackson. Man he’s built like an Asian.”
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
It’s unclear the extent of D-Jacc’s encounter with Ruiz. Her ‘gram is filled with pictures of super tight leotards and close-ups of massive ass cheeks that I suspect wouldn’t look out of place in Jaccpot’s feed. But we don’t know where, when, or how they came together, nor do we know if a pool was involved. Built for speed, baby.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.