Kiko Alonso Is a Big, Hunky Beefcake

Published: Apr 2nd, 2015 · 9:23 AM EDT

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-06-27_AM — And now Zach Ertz knows the plight of a skinny man #tshirtnexttobigguy

On Instagram this morning, Kiko Alonso posted yet another shirtless ~~selfie~~ non-selfie taken by some lucky person. Without any sort of innuendo or anything here, I’d just like to say: the man is beautiful. Here, have a gander at some of his shirtlessness from over the past year. He’s my linebacker, your linebacker:

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-08-52_AM — Goin’ my way?

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-09-02_AM — Anyone else see Seth Rollins here?

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-09-16_AM — This way to freedom

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-09-27_AM — I honestly didn’t know there was a muscle between your tricep and deltoid

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-10-48_AM — Just rehabbin’ the knee… like a fucking wildebest

Voila_Capture 2015-04-02_09-10-02_AM — Who doesn’t walk their dog in this manner?

H/T to Sarah Baicker, who’s having a much better morning now

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.