Eagles

Let’s All Point and Laugh at DeSean Jaccson

By Kyle Scott

Published: Dec 8th, 2015 · 9:04 AM EST

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EYYYYYYYY ITS YA BOI DJACC GON WIN DIS 1 1 TIME YA HERR MEH !!

Absolutely phenomenal, the chutzpah of DeSean Jaccson.

After a mediocre night and a god awful nearly four full quarters of pseudo football, the Cowboys-Redskins garbage disposal turned into a thriller. First, Tha Pot tried to recreate his famous punt return to break open a 9-9 tie. He waved to the crowd, whipped FedEx Field into a frenzy… only to take the punt, run backwards 20 yards, narrowly escape a potential safety, and then fumble the football, giving the Cowboys an easy go-ahead touchdown, much to the narrating delight of Mike Tirico.

But, this being the NFC East, the Cowboys mismanaged the clock, left the Redskins time, and, yep, D-Jac got his redemption.

But, this being the NFC East… the Redskins struck a little too quickly and left sleepy Dan Bailey time to hit a 54-yard game-winner, giving the Cowboys the victory and the Eagles share of first place in the division.

Here’s video, with audio annotations:

After the game, ya boi was all smiles, trading jerseys with Dez. Because that’s what’s important– the memorable wide receiver showdown. Not the game, cuh. The matchup. Prime time. Warriors. Hashtag blessed.