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Sam Hinkie Attending Sixers Summer League Games Is The Saddest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

By Kyle Scott

Published: Jul 11th, 2016 · 4:27 PM EDT

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I’d let Jim write this post but I’m afraid he’ll splouge all over his keyboard and render a second laptop useless.

Earlier today, Keith Pompey reported:

Sam Hinkie was in the building here at the NBA Summer League.

The 76ers former president and general manager attended Sunday night’s matchup between the Sixers and Chicago Bulls at the Thomas & Mack Center. He is expected to be here at the summer league all week.

Don’t let them know you’re hurting, Sam. Post pictures on Facebook of you having fun watching other basketball teams. Watching game film on the Wizards. Frolicking at the beach with Bulls. Heavy petting the Clips. Not this. I know it has to be tough. I haven’t seen someone this upset since Jared found out Richard was going to con his way into an investment in Silicon Valley. But you’ve got to stay strong. Look away. LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY!

We all did, Sam. We all did.

UPDATE: I forgot about the drunken late-night manifesto. I don’t know how he even looks them in the face. I’ve sent rambly 3 a.m. text messages in my 20s that were more respectable than that.