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The Eagles Are Going For It Again

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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It’s wang season.

Last year, when Howie Roseman began flopping it on the table, we all sort of rolled our eyes, fully expecting his acquisitions of mid-career vets to backfire.

It didn’t.

So, HOLY SHIT THE EAGLES TRADED FOR MICHAEL BENNETT.

That’s good, right?

This likely means Vinny Curry is done:

I believe this is called retooling. Retooling, I’LL RETOOL YOU! Howie Roseman just retooled the world Fucking champs.

Side note: Bennett’s lack of shoulder pads drives me crazy. Not sure how I’m gonna assimilate to this, but I’m sure I’ll find a way.

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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