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This is the ESPN Trade Machine on Drugs
By Kyle Scott
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I feel almost bad taking this post from Jim, but I can’t help myself. This is terrific. The trade machine is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But the best part of this allowed trade between the Sixers and Lakers is that if the Sixers were to trade THEIR ENTIRE TEAM for one over-the-hill, overpaid, self-absorbed narcissist, they would, according to the trade machine, gain six wins, I assume mostly because Kobe would have no pesky teammates with which to bicker over ball possession. That’s a chemistry boost in NBA 2k right there.
UPDATE: Dammit. I read it wrong. The Lakers would gain six wins… which would – how can I recover this with snark? – give the Sixers more ping pong balls. GET IT DONE!
The entire 76ers team for Kobe Bryant is a compatible trade. (via Last_Christmas/nba reddit). pic.twitter.com/BiETPnCIqr
— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) February 17, 2016
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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.