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What Are the Chances the Sixers Let This Guy and His Giant Sam Hinkie Head In?

By Kyle Scott

Published: Oct 18th, 2016 · 10:05 AM EDT

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Excellent big head here from Addison Hunsicker, who plans to keep the process alive at the Sixers’ opener next week. What are the chances they let him in with this:

I say 2%, Jonah Keri.

The Sixers don’t seem to take kindly to any sort of show of support for Sam Hinkie. Last year they made a kid remove a homemade Sam Hinkie jersey before taking a half court shot. And I imagine it would be impossible to sneak this thing in. Now, if that were a big head of a famous e-sports athlete(?) or a bigtime Bloomburg journalist, I’m sure Scott O’Neil would come to the entrance and personally escort you to a private luxury box with its own dedicated live stream, simulcast on the Sixers, Devils and Team Dignitas websites. Similarly, for years a giant Ayn Rand head would’ve gotten you Flyers season tickets (now you just need to sign up for Xfinity Home).