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Chase Utley Resorting to Voodoo, For Realsies

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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Those California kids are just… different.

According to various tweets from Phillies writers Ryan Lawrence (@ryanlawrence21) and Todd Zolecki (@toddzolecki), Chase Utley has an odd assortment of bats, banana peels, an orange, an apple, a can of Red Bull, and dip laid in front of his locker.

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First we find out Jayson Werth saw a wizard with the Dodgers, now this?  It's either a weird prank, or Chasey is going all Serrano on us.  

Upon seeing Utley's display, JC Romero said, "I believe in God, I don't believe in that shit."

Where is So Taguchi when you need him so he can come by and tell Chase he has no marbles?

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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