Victorino_balls"if Dez Bryant played for us…"

We asked readers on Facebook to caption this screenshot from last night's game.  Our favorite?  We're torn between "Dom Brown's are bigger" and "Kruk called, he needs that back."

Read more after the jump.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a baseball?

I love whores

"You need relax your bottom jaw & open your throat. You'll never get it the way you do it rookie!"

Dude, I have the munchies so bad!

taste like chicken, could use pineapple juice tho.

this is how i lick howards balls

Balls in my mouth Balls in my mouth

You have to cup the balls!

see, these balls are bigger than i'm used to, my mouth can't even get around one

‎"And then this crazy chick did THIS to me… I was pissin' blood for days!"

teabag anyone???

and then she put them both in her mouth like this

"This is how you smoke a ball-bong!"

Think that douche from Chicago could toss me a beer again so I can wash this down?

This is how the phillies really keep ending up on the dl

brown's are bigger then this!

i hope this doesnt end up on facebook.

‎"The yankees can do what im doing"

shane is a switch hitter…

Do your best Mets impression.

Ladies and Gentleman….Shane Victorino entertaining the guy who actually went to the Marlins game.

Kruk called, he needs that back.

I told you I could make a pipe out of a baseball.