And why no question marks! Clearly this seems like the type of thing you would submit for her approval. Also, why capitalize ME! Is she marrying someone else and you're trying to win her over! These are valid questions. (!!)
This is the epitome of a Gen Y proposal. Do it with written words, so you're not around for the consequences if she says "no." I'm guessing she did.
Or doesn't exist.
Or is having sex with someone else, right now.
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