Oh they’re soooo deep. Mmm.
The Ottawa Senators suck, let’s be real clear about that. But the Flyers smoked our Canadian friends, 7-2. Take a look at this stat sheet, translated as ages, not names: [Flyers goals]
Good lord. So young. So fresh. The Flyers had seven goals, three fights, and two career-first goals.
Sean Couturier – nickname Cooter – spoke with Coatsey after the game. There’s a vigorous Twitter debate about what’s on his neck: hickey or pimple. You decide.
Harry Zolnierczyk, who is shown above with Cooter and also scored his first goal last night, has been featured on this site before. Back in college, where Z performed moves like this, Harry got in some trouble with the law when he helped record his buddy having sex with an underage girl. Quite frankly, it sounds a lot worse than it was.
H/T to Ant for the links