At around 5:30 yesterday, while I remained away from my computer (the way I had much of the afternoon), I received a phone call, a couple of texts, and a Tweet. What about, you ask? “Ray Didinger and Marcus Hayes just got into a fight on Daily News Live!”

Immediately upon hearing this news, I thought that maybe it went something like this (two old guys fighting).

It didn’t.

I then thought that perhaps it involved race (always a possibility, since Hayes rarely likes white people).

Wrong again.

Naturally, as I’d imagine is the case with most R. Diddy tussles, it involved the Eagles’ running game, and it turned not to be a fight at all. Hayes and Diddy disagreed on the effectiveness of the Eagles’ run game. Hayes, as per the usual, blew hard through the air pocket most of us call the mouth. Didinger subtly poked Mark, as he called him, and then, like a parent scolding a misinformed child, issued a request: “Please, don’t roll your eyes at me, OK?"

Dick Jerardi and his wattle looked like they wanted to slither off set. Barkann and his iPad, of course, were as cool as cucumbers. Mike knows good TV when he sees it.