Here’s a Picture of DeSean Jackson and a Stripper Taken at Around 6 AM (EST) Today

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Ew.

Here's more from the Twitter profile of (@HeavenKODDiva), who most likely pisses a much different hue of excellence than what is sprayed on the mound by Cliff Lee every fifth night at CBP:

I PISS EXCELLENCE..SELF MADE B.I.T.C.H..PROUD MOMMY..R.I.P DAD & CHAD…ONE OF KING OF DIAMONDS POLE RYDER

 

Nice.

D-Jac was rumored to be with Mya, so we’ll let you interpret this follow-up Tweet any way you want: 

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BTW– the next picture in Heaven Diva's gallery is a very NSFW image of an ass… just in case you were wondering, or wanted to yank your spacha during your lunch break, which presumably lasts longer than 20 seconds.

via Busted Coverage, thanks to reader Joe

54 Comments

  1. Finkle is Einhorn.

  2. that vajomach is a work in progress i see

  3. Ed Snider's Wine

    January 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    did he make sure he doesn’t have a dick
    because she looks like she might have a dick

  4. What a skank!

  5. D Jax is a POS

  6. Yeah she definitely looks like a dude.

  7. Her stomach is bigger than her tits

  8. It’s kind of bad that she spelled his name wrong. Bad spelling gives strippers a bad name. However, I bet she can take a hit better than Desean. It’s time to pay da man, he gotta make it rain!

  9. Is that a tape measure bra? Rich.

  10. If I was a famous athlete taking pics with strippers I’m pretty sure I’d at least make sure they were hot and without question female. Stay classy DeSean, still waiting for your first gun/pot charge to make headlines gangsta.

  11. notice my dodgers hat yall??? wessss coasssss yall!!!!!!!!!

  12. If someone has to clobber the kleenex to that picture of that ass… well, they just haven’t known the interwebz that long.

  13. That’s a phat chain he’s rocking

  14. Is that a baby bump?

  15. Hate this guy… take this shit somewhere else

  16. Stereotyping really worked out for me this time. Just looking at that skank I assumed she had a kid, way more tattoos and knew at least one person who had been murdered. A quick glance at her Twitter page confirmed all 3. I’m sure if you keep going she’ll mention she’s saving up for a new grille somewhere.

  17. He should sell that ugly ass necklace, for some balls to catch passes with defenders around. I bet the dude next to him in this pic has some huge balls

  18. Scrooge McEagle

    January 10, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    if your stomach stick out farther than your tits i cant holla at you

  19. PHOTOSHOP CONTEST
    That is all.

  20. Michael Barkann

    January 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Is that Marcus Hayes. I think that’s Marcus Hayes.

  21. You see that roast beef/vagina hanging low on her Twitter page? I’m thinking Arby’s, lol

  22. block that kick

    January 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    once he gets that new contract – it’ll be white skanks only
    what a shame he gotsta be banging hood rats

  23. Did someone say Roast Beef?
    Time is yours.

  24. Thug life yo

  25. TNB spot on.
    This is why I only hang out with other white people, and do not watch MTV.

  26. hope he didn’t pay for that thing

  27. Nappy headed hoe

  28. If anyone doesn’t understand the Tebow hype this picture pretty much explains it.

  29. @KingofBlueBell

    January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Check that! Chris Evert!

  30. Those of you claiming “Deshawn” doesn’t do things for the community need to look no further than this picture. He is clearly supporting Philadelphia Pride Week by posing with this lovely tranny. You won’t be able to see the tattoos when the transexual wears his business suit.

  31. at least she’s black …

  32. She look like she been run over by a car

  33. Ew indeed. She could definitely do way better.

  34. This is living proof as to why DeSean needs to get paid. I wouldn’t be able to concentrate either if this is how I had to get some stank on my hang down. GOOD GOD!

  35. Dirty uncle Ben

    January 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    So disgusting. And she is nothing to look at either…

  36. I’d whack that

  37. This picture is an advert to NOT go to that strip club.

  38. Mooki Lil Moomoo Jalawaban-Fatah IX

    January 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I thought Miami had hotter strippers… Guess the classier joints wouldn’t accept Rosenhaus’ credit card without ID.

  39. James Thrash would never do this

  40. BLECH! I’ve seen better looking women in comic books. I for one pity DeSean and his horrendous lack of good taste.

  41. She wears underwear with dickholes in them

  42. She pisses so much excellence that it burns! #STD

  43. she posted a screen shot of this on her twitter. Of course, the caption had the wrong form of “your” in it.

  44. In her gallery on twitter gallery, she has a picture of her and DMX….I betcha’ he gave it to her…

  45. I know, I know. I said Gallery twice. Grammar blows dicks.

  46. I feel like I should say something, but the words escape me.

  47. Can’t imagine caring. He should do better though

  48. Kyle, one day I’m going to punch you in the arm hard, twice, for linking Heaven Divas gallery. I’d rather put my Johnson in a bucket of blue claw crabs. Jackson is filthy, straight up. He needs to go. We can’t have eagles players that hang out at the city pounds looking for a good time. That’s a pit bull right there.

  49. What bothers me the most about this picture is not her gut, weave, face piercings, prison tats or walmart swimsuit, but D Jackson wearing a fucking DODGERS hat!

  50. Oh god why did I look at the rest of her pics. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  51. Anyone else check the pic in her gallery of her fur-burger?

  52. I’d like to lick her cookie! (For real)

  53. Andy has to put him in a better position

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