Allen Iverson is Trying to F#%k His Way Out of a Divorce

Kyle Scott —  March 27, 2012 — 13 Comments

Iverson_tawannaWe're going to make this right…

Allen Iverson is trying some progressive shit to dismiss his pending divorce case.

Last week we told you about a fun wrinkle in AI’s divorce saga: his ex-wife, Tawanna, is requesting that Iverson perform the presumably impossible task of submitting the names AND PHONE NUMBERS of all the women with whom he had sexual relations during his marriage. 

That’s like asking a bumblebee to plot his course on a nav chart. There is bound to be pollen everywhere

So, Iverson is trying to wiggle his way out of court proceedings: [via TMZ]

Iverson filed a motion to dismiss last week in his pending divorce case, claiming he and his wife Tawanna had temporarily reconciled from November 2011 to February 2012 — and had "resumed their marital relationship, cohabiting, having sexual relations and holding themselves out as husband and wife." 

 

Ah yes, the tried and true method of fucking your way out of a fucking problem.

TMZ reports that it’s unclear if Iverson’s attempt will work. Basically, he’s trying to show the court that the marriage is not “irretrievably broken.” A ruling in his favor will save him the embarrassment(?) of trying to recall all of his sexual partners… and about half of whatever money he still has left.

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13 responses to Allen Iverson is Trying to F#%k His Way Out of a Divorce

  1. Iverson Attorney: “Your Honor, yes my client broke the sanctity of his marriage, however we offer as exhibit A…that bitch’s down-syndrome lookin’ ass wit a five head. We rest our case.”

  2. Kyle- Did Tawanna tell you that?????

  3. Jose from Norristown March 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Slinky tits

  4. Aww, man, gross. That is one fuckin’ ugly woman.

  5. Johnny Hammersticks March 27, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    why would he ever cheat on that dime piece?

  6. Ed Snider’s Wine March 27, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Her face looks like she was repeatedly stung by bees.

  7. Did Tawanna tell you dat

  8. at least she’s black

  9. Sippin on some Sizzzzzur….

  10. But DeSean Would Tip Her If She Was Strippin’ March 27, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Oh shit. Bitch looks like the kid from Mask!

  11. Michael J. Fox March 27, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    She up there with Briere’s ex wife

  12. Tawana Told The Truth!
    -Do The Right Thing (1989)

  13. Christian ‘JAR” Stengel March 28, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Tawana looks like Peter Griffin’s face in the epidsode where he OD on eating too many hamburgers.

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