Oh the Internet. Where else could you find puck bunny Penguins fans, whose boyfriends are “getting drafted,” preparing their Game 1 signs? Nowhere.
Consider yourself judged.
Huge helmet punch to surrogate CB writer Fake Lavy, who found these signs on the Twitter account of Taylor (@Princesss_Sass), who has tweeted the above picture no less than five times since March 30 (I counted, because I have time for these things).
She also posted these signs, which she will presumably bring to tonight’s game… or use as the backdrop for a video destined to wind up on strippingvideos.tumblr.com. One or the other.
These signs, by the way, are totally unrealistic. Does she really expect people to believe that Hartnell rebounded from his marriage with Briere's chunky ex-wife? Child please.