Scott Hartnell’s Latest Blackberry Video Pokes Fun at Matt Carle’s Defensive Abilities

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For a while now, we’ve been chronicling Scott Hartnell’s adventures thanks to a promotion with Blackberry and the NHLPA

Today, Hartnell tweeted out a link to his latest two videos, Scott Hartnell’s World of Wildlife. It’s mostly several minutes of Hartnell overload, but features a delightful (and presumably friendly but oh-so-perfect) shot at Matt Carle, cast as a pylon in these videos. Of course, the pylon displayed better situational awareness than the Flyers defenseman. Behold:



20 Comments

  1. i mean, he’s not wrong about Matt Carle….

  2. Attention Kyle Scott & CB Readers:
    June 16th ill be hosting a meet and greet with Lord Stanley at the Ocean Drive. I do hope all of you attend. Even Homer, I forgive him.
    With love,
    #77

  3. Hartnell is actually poking fun at the people who think Matt Carle sucks.
    it’s gonna be hilarious when all the idiots flip out when Matt Carle takes less money than what he would have gotten as a free agent (since other teams would love to get him), to stay here, and people complain that we’re overpaying him.

  4. Matt Carle does suck

  5. Jose from Norristown

    May 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Matt Carle’s the pits yo!

  6. carle cost the flyers against NJ

  7. I get more pussy then Carts n Richie combined

  8. Andy (San Diego)

    May 25, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    That is too funny. Nice work by the #Hartnelldown. :)

  9. Andy, you may be the biggest faggot on the internet

  10. That was the worst I’ve seen Birddog since the 2009-10 season.

  11. You guys that think Matt Carle sucks and that the Flyers should get Suter instead for almost twice the money should just stop watching hockey. For real. Carle is equal or better than Suter in almost every stat – including hits, for fck’s sake: that’s right, Matt Carle outhit Ryan Suter last year, you tards – and achieves it without playing on a pairing with Shea Weber PLUS will be providing it for $3 million less per season. He played on a pair with an aging Pronger, for sure, but guess what haters? He was actually better statistically without him. Look it up, idiots. Also seems to be a quiet and hardworking dude in the room as well. I hope Carle ignores you retards and signs an extension here in spite of the morons who think he stinks. He’s the best defensive deal on the market this offseason, by a country mile. To recap: you morons that think Carle sucks and shouldn’t be resigned at $5 mil per on a longterm contract are stupid and should go watch ice skating or something. Because you know literally less than nothing about hockey, and especially defensemen.
    Matt Carle: rock solid dependable, eats up minutes, never injured, skilled puck mover, important especially with Kimmo at the end of his career, and a very decent 2 way Dman, especially for the price. The Flyers would be CRAZY to let him go somewhere else for his money. If you think otherwise, you’re blind and cannot read. Period.

  12. Josh loves Matt

    May 25, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Who knew Matt Carle had a boyfriend?

  13. Josh, how much cock have u sucked in the last 12 months, be honest

  14. Edward Murphy

    May 25, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Josh = dumber than iron balls McGinty and Ed Murphy combined.

  15. Laviolette's Lip Scar

    May 25, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Fuck you josh you fucking cunt.

  16. Josh, thanks lover

  17. There i said it

    May 25, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    whoever is posing as Edward Murphy is ejected from this site immediately. The real Edward Murphy would be ashamed at what has become of our Society.

  18. Ba-dum tssss.
    Hey, Hartsy. Bring us a Cup. K thx bai.

  19. Advanced stats say Matt Carle rules and Ryan Howard sucks

    May 26, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Matt Carle outhit Suter, but look beyond the stats. Can you remember one bone crushing Matt Carle hit last season? Hitting with the physicality of a defensive Jeff carter doesn’t mean he’s better than Suter just because he has more hits.
    I don’t think he’s the worst and I’d much rather have him and Suter than just one or the other,, but he’s not the great defensemen all these advanced metric people make him out to be. He’s a good skater in transition, which this team sorely needs, and eats up minutes at a cheap bargain, yes, but that still doesn’t Change the fact that the guy vomits pucks to the other team like a boss. He gets beat to picks too many times as well and as a result usually leaves timonen or whoever he’s out there with in the dust to deal with a 3-1 or some shit. He doesn’t sacrifice the body as much as others either.

  20. Fuck you Josh

    May 26, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    To Josh: Matt Carle only brings an offensive transition game to this team. Guess what: we have offense. And we have a transition game in timonen, mez, and now gus. Defense wins championships. the devs and kings are proving that right now. He is a turnover machine and caught out of position ALOT. You sound like one of those fucking sabre dweebs who doesnt actually watch hockey but just watches the stat sheet. To say he is better than Suter is an absolute joke. How many Nashville games did you watch this year? Go ahead…I’ll wait. Fuckin moron.

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