Juan Pierre Attributes Speed to Usain Bolt, Does Post-Game Interview in Wife Beater

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Juan Pierre is so fucking throwback.

Everything about him is old-school: his baggy uniform, the hat-under-helmet thing, and his slap-the-ball-the-other way style of hitting. So, yesterday, when he legged out a Cool Papa Bell single to give the Phillies their third win of the season, it wasn't a surprise that he did his post-game interview in a wife beater:

Is it just me or does Pierre look a lot of J.B. Smooth’s Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm? When Pierre jokingly gave credit to Usain Bolt for his 90-foot, game-winning sprint, saying that he was inspired by the Jamaican sprinter's final leg of the 4 x 100 relay, all I heard was: That fucker fast, Larry. I see that motherfucker and I just wanna haul ass down that motherfuckin' line. You can’t do that shit half-speed. Fuck Furcal. Usain Bolted that motherfucker, Larry.

Of course, you only hear that once you're able to block out the Dom Brown dong watch going on in the background.


  1. Leon is the best character ever.

  2. leon brings the ruckus to the ladies larry.

  3. kyle should have a piece on how intoxicated every phillie alum was this past weekend. They were putting them down sat night

  4. Hate to disagree, but that ain’t a “wife beater.” That’s a Polish T-shirt, or maybe an A-shirt. A Wife Beater is a sleeveless T, you know, one that looks like the sleeves were cut off at the shoulders, also sometimes called a Muscle Shirt. A favorite of the Trailer Park southern types who were inclined to get likkered up and come home and take it out on the Old Lady.
    Such as:

  5. Get in that ass, Larry.

  6. GTFO theat is a wife beater. Haven’t you ever seen COPS?

  7. Chance- The Vice President in Command of the GnA Falcons

    August 13, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Juan loves the white bitches

  8. That is most definitly a wife beater

  9. Where my watermelon Larry

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