Is Evan Turner Sitting in an Apple Store with a TGI Fridays Bag the Most Evan Turner Thing Ever?

Kyle Scott —  December 18, 2013 — 27 Comments

Voila_Capture865Just your usual NBA swingman sitting at the Genius Bar with his Fridays leftovers. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Side note: At what income level do you stop getting to-go bags and just let them clear the scraps? I don’t know if there’s a rule for this, but there should be. I say if you make over $750,000 per year, then you shouldn’t take leftovers. At that point, you’re more than capable of just buying another top-notch (or chain restaurant) entree for your next meal. Do you think LeBron gets to-go bags? No way. Durant? 0% chance. Turner? Yep. This is the sort of thing that prevents him from being a star. To-go bags. Overdrawn bank accounts. Waiting in line for GTA V. And yo, Evan, JUST BUY A NEW 15-INCH RETINA MACBOOK. Amateur hour over here.

Pic via (@gld_steve)

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27 responses to Is Evan Turner Sitting in an Apple Store with a TGI Fridays Bag the Most Evan Turner Thing Ever?

  1. This site has really jumped the shark.

    • This kinda post is EXACTLY what this site has always been, and the reason it’s not just another f’n lame game analysis site. This is CB. This is Bleacher Report. This is Busted Coverage. This is Buzzfeed. This is the internet 2014, douche.

  2. Lol this is classic ET..I really like the idea of ET straight up for Dion Waiters…

  3. Lol this is classic ET..I really like the idea of ET straight up for Don Rickles…

  4. I think it’s great that he’s frugal. Probably drives a Hyundai.

  5. I don’t give a muthafuck how much money I gots. If I gots leftova huney bbq wings, im takin dem bitches home

  6. You should’ve mentioned the scarf – that really caps off the Evan Turner-ness of it all. And I disagree about the food thing. Why should having money turn people into wasteful pricks? It’s nice that he’s trying to save money. A rare trait in an NBA player.

  7. I see no problem with this at all. It’s christmas time and everyone spends time at the mall, why get a new laptop when you have to transfer all the pictures/music to the new one and download all of your programs.

    Maybe the leftovers are for his dog or he will share them other some homeless guy. I’ve seen ET at a bar in wildwood and he was about as laid back and down to earth pro athlete I have ever seen.

  8. Who the hell is Evan Turner?

  9. Typical meep meep

  10. John Kruk’s Tummy December 18, 2013 at 10:53 am

    I bet Evan thinks the Apple Genius’s have some DSLs.

  11. Yeah but TGI Fridays does cook up some really good shit. I’ve never even had enough leftover to bring home when I eat there. I give ET a fist bump for falling in love with his TGIF meal like I do every time I eat there.

    BTW, look at the DSL’s on ET, mmm mmm mama like….

  12. Lets trade this wasteful piece of crap. Move him, his leftover Fridays potato skins, his prius, his meep meep, and get this garbage out of town. Winless for Wiggins.
    Baaa-Humbug. Happy Kwanza.

  13. Unemployed Glen Macnow December 18, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Seeing food being smuggled in a bag warms the goose’s heart. Goose gotta eat

  14. Panhandler Glen Macnow December 18, 2013 at 11:42 am

    Hey Evan. If you’re not gonna finish that food I’ll take it. I don’t know if you heard but me and Cuz had a fallin out. I’m outta work pal. If you see Ray Diddy ask him why he’s not taking my calls. It’s awful cold out on the street Evan, hey did ya hear my list of 5 best doggie bagged foods; 1. TGIF, 2. McDo……….hey were ya going ……remember tell Diddy to call me……….

  15. Is ET rocking a 76ers shirt too ? .. wtf

  16. Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter December 18, 2013 at 11:56 am

    He’s probably just trying to pick up some white girls. The Apple store isn’t a bad place to look.

    Any idea which Apple store this is?

  17. Lamest post of 2013 and I love the site. What’s wrong with not wasting food regardless of your income? I’m not a fan of E.T. either but seriously?

  18. “Anyone seen Rhea, I heard she’s been hanging out with some musical school teacher in Jersey. Clark stop eating mommies oats!”

  19. Many characters on the CB comment section December 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Ever wonder if the people we make fun of on here read this shit? I wish they would get fired up like Mike Missanelli does and start whining about it on the radio..on a more serous note.. Does anyone else enjoy hearing Ike Reese read commercials as much as I do? He makes me wanna head right down to tha Acara diller and buy a new Acara! Lmao

  20. How do you know it’s leftovers? Dude like ET… he probably sat down, had an appetizer, his entrée, a few drinks and decided to take his dessert “to go” so he could roll over to the mall and throw down at the Apple store before he heads into town for White Gurl Wednesdays.

  21. 750k to earn the right to waste? That is a ridiculous overestimate, if you earn over 75k you should never take leftovers. Not taking leftovers and wasting shit is what makes the US the greatest country in the world.

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