Rihanna Wants to Do Unspeakable Things to Mychal Kendricks

Voila_Capture927On her Instagram, Rihanna posted her (long-awaited?) #MCM (man-crush Monday), and the big winner is– Eagles linebacker Mychal Kendricks (!), who just become the coolest person in the locker room, which, unfortunately for Mychal, is now empty:

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I don’t even know what sort of commentary to put here, but Rihanna is an absolute freak* and Mychal Kendricks needs to make this happen. Gotta love the first comment, too: Chris Brown wishes he was this fine. They favor but this is a MAN. CB (me?) is an infant in comparison to this sexy piece of man meat.

I need an adult.

My #MCM remains Chip Kelly. Every Monday.

*Miley has totally taken over Rihanna’s spot as the nation’s most prolific crotch-grabber, and I’m OK with that.

H/T to (@1elevenpaul)

18 Comments

  1. Don’t do it Kendricks…that girl is bat shit crazy.

  2. Candy from the Oak

    January 6, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    bet that pussy smells like chicken wings and grape juice

  3. I’d hit that

  4. I prefer for the players to at least try and stay STD free, thanks. Vick notwithstanding, but he’s pretty much gone anyways.

  5. The Philly Drunk

    January 6, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    She is nasty as hell. I wouldn’t touch her with my beer.

  6. Looks like she has a smelly p

  7. That is one nasty looking woman

  8. Candy from the Oak

    January 6, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    I would love me some michael Kendrick’s I would make my husband watch

  9. Don’t do it RI! He’s MCM-worthy but angrybird seems to prefer wyt wmn

  10. Mychal Kendricks

    January 7, 2014 at 1:14 am

    Im flattered. I would love to thank her by making her my wcw this week. Haha the guys in the locker room keep making jokes but ive had a smile on my face all day. Lol

  11. He is too good for her.

  12. Hey guys! Stop judging people in a negative manner. She is just like every other girl out there. I like her person and kendricks should warmly accept her person. She is a great girl who has done so well for herself. U both would make a great couple together!

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