Rihanna Wants to Do Unspeakable Things to Mychal Kendricks

Kyle Scott —  January 6, 2014 — 18 Comments

Voila_Capture927On her Instagram, Rihanna posted her (long-awaited?) #MCM (man-crush Monday), and the big winner is– Eagles linebacker Mychal Kendricks (!), who just become the coolest person in the locker room, which, unfortunately for Mychal, is now empty:


I don’t even know what sort of commentary to put here, but Rihanna is an absolute freak* and Mychal Kendricks needs to make this happen. Gotta love the first comment, too: Chris Brown wishes he was this fine. They favor but this is a MAN. CB (me?) is an infant in comparison to this sexy piece of man meat.

I need an adult.

My #MCM remains Chip Kelly. Every Monday.

*Miley has totally taken over Rihanna’s spot as the nation’s most prolific crotch-grabber, and I’m OK with that.

H/T to (@1elevenpaul)

Kyle Scott

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18 responses to Rihanna Wants to Do Unspeakable Things to Mychal Kendricks

  1. Don’t do it Kendricks…that girl is bat shit crazy.

  2. Candy from the Oak January 6, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    bet that pussy smells like chicken wings and grape juice

  3. I’d hit that

  4. I prefer for the players to at least try and stay STD free, thanks. Vick notwithstanding, but he’s pretty much gone anyways.

  5. The Philly Drunk January 6, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    She is nasty as hell. I wouldn’t touch her with my beer.

  6. Looks like she has a smelly p

  7. That is one nasty looking woman

  8. Candy from the Oak January 6, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    I would love me some michael Kendrick’s I would make my husband watch

  9. Don’t do it RI! He’s MCM-worthy but angrybird seems to prefer wyt wmn

  10. Mychal Kendricks January 7, 2014 at 1:14 am

    Im flattered. I would love to thank her by making her my wcw this week. Haha the guys in the locker room keep making jokes but ive had a smile on my face all day. Lol

  11. He is too good for her.

  12. Hey guys! Stop judging people in a negative manner. She is just like every other girl out there. I like her person and kendricks should warmly accept her person. She is a great girl who has done so well for herself. U both would make a great couple together!

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