Terrell Owens is Coming Back to Philly for the First Ever “Philly Sports Roast”

Kyle Scott —  January 20, 2014 — 50 Comments

From the release:

On Thursday, February 20th this love hate relationship will be lanced like a festering boil when T.O. returns to the City of Brotherly Love as the featured guest of the “The 1st Annual Philly Sports Roast.” I’m coming back to Philly to take care of some unfinished business and set the record straight,” according to sources close to the mercurial T.O.!

This highly anticipated, unscripted and explicitly candid event will draw together high-profile sports celebrities, media personalities and top socialites to raise money for local Philadelphia charities.

“The 1st Annual Philly Sports Roast” is presented by Philly’s own funnyman and impressionist extraordinaire Joe Conklin and on-air sports savant Al Morganti, founder of The Wing Bowl in association with big bash experts, Hair of the Dog producers Metrospect Marketing. Joining in the hosting duties are entrepreneurs Julie Dorenbos, wife of Eagles player Jon Dorenbos, and Susie Celek, the world’s most beautiful boxer, who together run Skin Palette sunless tanning salon.

“The 1st Annual Philly Sports Roast”
February 20, 2014 – 7:00 - 11:00 PM
Crystal Tea Room, 100 E Penn Square, Philadelphia
Tickets $175.00 and VIP Tables of 10 – $1950.00

PhillySportsRoast.com

Count me in. I love a good roast, especially of someone who may or may not have thick enough skin to deal with it.

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50 responses to Terrell Owens is Coming Back to Philly for the First Ever “Philly Sports Roast”

  1. Let’s hit it….Jay Kay January 20, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    I wonder if they will start out the roast Let’s hit it!

    But first, a word from our sponsors:

    • The phrase ‘First Annual’ is incorrect. It can’t be an annual event if this is the first one. It should be ‘Inaugural’. Leave it to Philly journalists to screw up the one thing they’re supposed to do right.

    • George R.R. Martin January 20, 2014 at 10:21 pm

      Oh soft and pink with purple head,
      Gently you lay with my, on my bed.
      “Growl, growl!” Calls the weiner from on high
      A little tiny weiner, still so pleasing to the eye.

  2. Should’ve just fucking paid him…

  3. Iverson Wealth Management January 20, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    After the roast TO will wash your car for $5 (or the equivalent in Wawa gift cards)

  4. Julie Dorenbos Has Great Cans January 20, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    I hope Julie Dorenbos dresses like a total slut for this

  5. Let’s hit it….Jay Kay January 20, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    Ms Crossing Broad: Come on Kyle I want the D bad

    Kyle Scott- OK baby here comes the D, Let’s hit it! BUT FIRST! a word from our sponsor

    Ms Crossing Broad: If u have to do a word from our sponsor WHYYYY say lets hit it first?!?! WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?! I

    • Not to be a d-bag, but January 20, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Yo man, we got it the first couple of times you trotted out that tired line. I mean how often are you gonna beat on that dead horse? It was extremely mildly amusing (with extremely modifying the mildly rather than the amusing). At this point its just annoying.

  6. Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter January 20, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    Really? Julie Dorenbos and Susie Celek? Al Morganti and Conklin?Doesn’t our city have anyone else better to offer than all these tired, old hacks? I’d rather hear Dikembe Mutombo host this event.

  7. Oh wow, another mediocre comedy bit from Joe Conklin!!! What a surprise! Get it, he’s making fun of the T.O. commercial! How halarious! Honestly, I’d rather listen to Rupert Pupkin tell jokes for an hour than listen to this unfunny douche attempt comedy for five minutes. I really, really hope that he will not be the roast master of this event (which is already guaranteed to be an unfunny debacle).

  8. I’d love to suck on Julie’s tits & eat her asshole

  9. Susie Celek looks like a horse

  10. step 3: make her open the box January 20, 2014 at 3:36 pm

    Is this a legitimate roast or is it people roasting conklin while he talks like T.O. Also, who’s the broad in the pool?

  11. Kacie McDonnell’s horse teeth January 20, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    I can see Susie celek blowing TO

  12. Dei and Rhea are much hotter.

  13. How fucking desperate is TO for money at this point in his life, Jesus Christ this will be horrible.

  14. I believe Brent is divorced from Susie and she is using his name like she is still affiliated with the Eagles. Julie and Susie are the new self promotional Batman and Robin. If their last names were Julie Smith and Susie Jones would anybody pay attention.

  15. Jesus Christ this looks awful. How fucking desperate for money is TO at this point in his life?

  16. #5 will always hate him.

  17. Senior Citizen Bank Park January 20, 2014 at 5:55 pm

    I am waiting for the roast for Mikey Mush. A cast of thousands will be there.

    • Can we literally roast him like over a fire like a dead pig

      • I love how orange colored glasses CM disses mikey miss. Clearly miss touches a a nerve with his accurate depiction of the flyers. Is CM the same guy who was touting how good the flyers were earlier? Talking about how they are the 2nd team in town? Same guy who would rather have giroux than ovechkkin? I’m guessing cm thinks they actually legit chance for the cup too

        • Tied for 2nd in the division is doing pretty well. And I torch missabelli for everything bc he’s a piece of shit. I don’t usually resort to twitter bc it’s usually pretty dumb but look at his responses to people. Insults everyone who disagrees with him and also blocks them bc of it.

          Yes I love the Flyers but I also love the other teams in this city. But unfortunately people like him can only comprehend one sport and one team on a daily basis. Sorry for wanting to hear about other teams in this city when the Eagles season has been over for over two weeks now. I mean really do you enjoy hearing if so in so is better or worse than Foles every single day?

          • Mike Miss’s anal warts January 20, 2014 at 10:16 pm

            Don’t worry about it. Tr is just another Mikey Missy cock suck. Though rare, that liberal lispy douch does seem to attract a loyal fanbase, many of whom seem more than willing to accept a hot steamy load from Missy’s ass cheeks right onto their bare chests. Missy’s fans are also the type of morons who think Joe Conklin is a hoot. Booooooo

          • Are you really going to trot out, “2nd in the division?” the Met is an awful, awful division. Good hockey teams are Anaheim, Pit, Chicago, St Louis, San Jose, etc. The flyers shouldnt even be allowed in the same rink as those teams. This is the problem some fans have with the brainwashed flyers crew. they are flyer fans, not hockey fans. it just does not occur to them that their favorite team is at best middle of the road.

            Personally, I do agree with you about enough with Eagles talk though.

  18. Philly Observer January 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Wow. Morganti involved with another sleazy event. One would think holding on to Cataldi’s coat tails would have allowed him by now to not be involved in these stunts.

  19. Faaaaaaaart….. What else is going on?

  20. Anybody notice how nice Dawn Timeney’s tits are. She is the ultimate milf

    • That weather girl on channel 6 Melissa McGee has some nice ass

    • Angelo’s Inner Voice January 20, 2014 at 9:35 pm

      Why yes, Dawn has nice assets. I’m working on having her as an embedded reporter covering the Wingettes at the Wing Bowl. (Of course, she will need to blend in.)

      .

  21. I don’t work on this major holiday MLK Day!

  22. Don’t Roasts usually feature comedians?

  23. TrickyDickNixon January 20, 2014 at 8:26 pm

    Well since it’s turned into fav weather girls, I’d love to bang that Katie Felenger(?) on 3 in the mornin. She kinda grew on me. She looks like she would be great in the sack mmmmm
    Now on to the the “Roast”… Conklin isn’t funny so it’s gonna blow

  24. Mike Vick’s Parole Officer January 20, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    Good to see the permanent wingette/whores Celek and Doromboss are still gainfully employed. What a sad joke.

  25. Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati January 20, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Julie D is a but-her-face with great cans

  26. rhea huges worn out twat January 20, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    Does anyone find Joe Conklin funny? i think he is awful.

    • Joe Conklin was funny for a few weeks decades ago. (Wow, how tired is his act – he was doing impressions of Wilson Goode and Ray Rhoades!) Now, he’s just a washed up shill, who is apparently hired for parties because groups can get multiple “people” for one price.

      He’s also got his daughter screeching along to those lame songs about the Phillies, Eagles, etc. etc. I feel sorry for her, having to prop up her dad’s failing “career”.

      .

  27. Unless you are a government worker or yours truly, you had to work yesterday. I don’t work on MLK day! Nick Foles was average and I think your Philadelphia Eagles need to draft an athletic QB! I want to here from you… But before I take your calls here’s a quote from my favorite movie Do The Right Thing;
    Buggin’ Out: You the man.
    Mookie: No you the man.
    Buggin’ Out: You the man.
    Mookie: No you the man.
    Buggin’ Out: No. I’m just a struggling Black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world.

  28. kyle and angelo cataldi are the only ones who think joe conklin is funny. jesus christ is he a fucking hack.

  29. Melanie Stea Bingiorno January 21, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    LOVE ME SOME TO!!!!!

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