Evan Mathis is Awesome

Photo credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

On Monday, we wrote about Lane Johnson’s $17k rookie dinner bill. He told reporters that he actually had help paying for it from veteran teammates Todd Herremans and Evan Mathis. Veteran was an important distinction missed by the Sporting News, and Mathis let them know about it in just about the best way possible:

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God dammit, I love this current crop of Eagles. How long until a media outlet writes a story about Evan Mathis being bullied as a rookie?

15 Comments

  1. Are they flashing gang signs????

  2. Hoops from 1 Crazy Summer

    June 12, 2014 at 9:45 am

    Anyone notice the traffic girl tits are even bigger now??

  3. Ha fuck the media. Go birds go

  4. Kelce's Green Shirt

    June 12, 2014 at 10:13 am

    Mathis is funny as shit

  5. Can’t wait for Crossing Broad’s World Cup coverage and roundups.

  6. Kyle deleted my post

    June 12, 2014 at 10:46 am

    Taking away our freedom of speech.

  7. Check out the 2 pussies in their throwback Tampa Bay Bucs unis.

  8. Foles: “Wait, is this how you do it? Higher? Pinky out? My pinky IS out! Bend my wrist? Ouch! Hurry up, I gotta pee!”

  9. Kyle Laskowski

    June 12, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    How quickly we all forget that teabagger Mathis fighting with fans about signs outside the novacare complex and telling everyone they were “an idiot” for wanting Andy Reid fired after the team went 8-8. Well, turns out we were right on with that one.

    Mathis and Kelce try to hard to show everyone how cool they are. Thus, I’m not at all surprised why they have Kyle eating out of their hands.

  10. Mathis is a shitstain. He only got accolades after playing alongside Danny Watkins and 3 guys named Joe in 2012.

  11. Um, I’d like to 69 both of those guys at the same time!

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