Here's a Tattoo of Mr. Met Blowing the Phanatic's Head Off

Mr. Met was once the target of a Secret Service sniper scope. On this man’s leg, it’s the baseball-headed mascot who’s depositing a bullet into someone’s skull. That someone, is the Phillie Phanatic.

For The Win has the 30 most ridiculous tattoos in baseball (there’s nothing ridiculous about that A’s tattoo– it’s gorgeous), and for my money, this wins. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there’s a whole lot of losers in here, but no one has more issues than the guy who has an execution-style slaughter of a friendly character on his calf. She was really digging me after she saw the heart and “Mom” tattoos but stopped returning my phone calls when she stumbled upon the mascot brains just behind my left knee. 

Another good one: DeSean Jaccson’s Nationals tattoo:

Always belonged in Washington.