The Flyers Are Getting Rid of Their Ice Girls


Goodbye, my ladies.

Earlier today, Flyers ice girl Erika Choi Smith tweeted that the team will be getting rid of ice girls for the upcoming season and presumably for the foreseeable future now that Comcast is fully running the show. Credit to Flyers Nation for injecting it into our timelines:

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In the hours since this unfortunate revelation, there has been other ice girl chatter* online confirming the news.

There’s no specific reason why, but we can assume that lunatic fans in San Jose protesting the Sharks’ ice girl uniforms (and the ensuing media attention that got) and a former Flyers ice girl – whom another former Flyers ice girl referred to as “a twat” on Facebook today – complaining to Mother Jones that working conditions were sub-par were contributing factors. The fFig, who wanted to form an ice girls union, alleged that ice girls were mistreated, told not to eat on the job, too cold standing near the Wells Fargo Center doors, and paid poorly ($50 per game). Of course, the counter to her argument is: YOU VOLUNTARILY SIGNED UP TO BE AN ICE GIRL!

Whatever the case, the Flyers won’t have ice girls this year. Good news: the playing surface will remain frozen. Bad news: nothing to stare at every five fucking minutes because the league insists on cleaning ice that doesn’t really need to be cleaned.

The Flyers have not yet officially confirmed the news, but if they release a statement that says: “We got 99 problems and now a bitch ain’t one,” I promise not to write anything negative about the team for the entire 2014-2015 season.

*I go deep web on days like today.


  1. What a shame. The short-haired one is the prettiest girl on earth

  2. Eddie “where’s my $” Snider got rid of them because his cheap ass was scared of a lawsuit from that former Flyers ice girl

  3. UL Washington's Toothpick

    August 27, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    it’s time to move from philly to LA where the Kings are winners AND have ice girls. every one of them is fucking gorgeous bc it’s LA.

    • Kyle's camel toe

      August 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm

      And they have Richards & Carts who single-handedly won LA some cups, betcha didn’t know that.

    • LA Kings fan [1/8]

      August 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      I can back this up and after collaborating with the other 7 of us LA Kings fans, we all agree unanimously.

      • LA Kings fan [2/8]

        August 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm

        Yeah having a couple Flyers fans in the arena would be a nice change from the away team fans, homeless people and lost lakers fans that typically inhabit the arena.

  4. The ice girls are broke looking as hell, especially that cross-eyed, orange fake tan blonde in the pic.

  5. UglyFox29TrafficSlut

    August 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    Who cares? 2nd rate skanks on skates. They won’t be missed.

  6. Heard a couple of the ice girls fucked some of the players

  7. They were awful anyway

  8. National Clearinghouse For Defense Of Battered Women

    August 27, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    Although i’m saddened these girls will be out of a job,at least this means you perverts will no longer have the opportunity to lust over these sweet girls who most of you pigs only view as sex objects.

  9. Dont try and fool us, Kyle. We know your secret and its only a matter of time before the story turns into a national headline. Youre not sad at this news BECAUSE YOU FUCK YOUR MOM! THATS RIGHT FOLKS! You heard it here first: KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM. He thought we wouldn’t be clever enough to figure out his secret, but it turns out he wasnt clever enough for us! Right gang? KYLE SCOTT FUCKS HIS MOM! SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE! Lets bring this mother fister down once and for all!!!!! Kyle scott fucks his mom!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Unemployed Ice Girl

    August 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    My hot pussy used to get too cold at the ice rink.

  11. Catch a damned pass

    August 27, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Another reason to hate feminists. A bunch of ugly fat chicks ruining everything for the sluts.

  12. The Dude with the flyer tat on the side of his head

    August 27, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    These pigs were looking to sue the flyers & mr snider eliminated

  13. I can’t believe the Philadelphia Flyers are getting rid of the Icegirls. They’re hot and sexy enough to melt the ice, even men like us are admiring their beauty. This is so stupid and they’re already stupid for getting rid of our beloved AHL Team, The Phantoms whom we, then fans supporting this team for 13 years and they’re gone. I would like to know who’s the nitwits behind this decision to get rid of this team?

  14. I’d love to fuck that Mel b lookalike

  15. Candy from the Oak

    August 28, 2014 at 8:35 am

    heard the cost of replacing their period stain shorts every 3rd game was the real reason

  16. the great gazoo

    August 28, 2014 at 9:03 am

    Brad Lidge? You back?

  17. Why do you need ice girls when the entire fan base is gay?

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