Photo Credit: Mike Nelson-USA TODAY Sports

Photo Credit: Mike Nelson-USA TODAY Sports

Heath Evans — who I have to keep telling my reading brain is not Heath Miller — spent time with the Seahawks, Dolphins, Patriots, and Saints in his playing career as a fullback (he even caught a TD against the Eagles a few years back). As an analyst, he’s been more or less relegated to deeper corners of the NFL Network. And if you’re asking yourself, “Why do I need to know any of these things?,” it’s because it’s time to add Heath Miller Evans to your shitlist.

Yesterday, when going down the NFL’s Power Rankings and seeing the Eagles placed at #3, Evans thought he’d share his opinions on why he disagreed with those rankings. According to Evans, the Eagles aren’t even a top 10 team, and are a 1-1 team and you know what let’s just let Heath take over here:

“They’re 1-1. They have a 2-0 record, but they’re 1-1. They were given a game, and I have a big problem with that as a player. I mean there was two calls late in that game that changed the outcome of this game and that makes me very unhappy as a player. Andrew Luck, Chuck Pagano they handled it with utmost of class … So listen, the Eagles being ranked three, they were down 17-0 at half at home to the Jacksonville Jaguars. Listen, I’m not all that impressed with the Eagles as a whole … when you look at the game tape and you see what they do well and what they don’t do well, they’re no where near close to the third best in the league.”

You can see the clip here — in guy filming TV with his phone mode — and reach for the nearest permanent marker to write Heath Evans on your shitlist. If you accidentally write Heath Miller, that’s fine too.