The NFL’s Twitter account was hacked earlier today. And what would you do if you have control of @NFL? Tweet porn? Finally admit concussions were related to football? Wish an early Happy 4th of July to JPP? Because this person did you one better:

nfl tweet

The NFL then deleted the tweet:
nfl oi
nfl ok ok

Adam Schefter, Ian Rapppopopopopoport, and the NFL’s other reporting tentacles all immediately tweeted that Goodell was alive and well, though likely dead inside.