It’s honestly like Bryan Colangelo is outside the Barclays Center with his back to the building saying “Who’s got veteran PGs? You got veteran PGs? I got a Nerlens Noel. Who needs a Nerlens Noel?”

UPDATE: From Keith Pompey, author of ridiculous glowing profile of Bryan Colangelo:

An NBA source said the Sixers turned down a trade offer from the Houston Rockets for Noel in exchange for Pat Beverly and Trevor Ariza. It was first reported by Liberty Ballers.

Translation: Bryan Colangelo told me they turned it down, to create more demand for Noel, probably from the Celtics. He is 100% full of shit, but I’ll write whatever because he allowed me to blow him with my words last week.