Just seven – SEVEN! – weeks ago, undrafted Eagles linebacker Myke Tavarres, who plans to join Colin Kaepernick (of whom you’ve actually heard) in not standing during the National Anthem, was draped in Red, White and Blue while on a boat (motherfucker), last month. Tavarres’ anti-American feelings are either really new, or he’s an opportunist. YOU MAKE THE CALL!

UPDATE: Abort!

H/T to (@17erudolph)