I got up at 3 a.m. with my teething son, and here I am blogging about Joel Embiid giving Mia Khalifa the ol’ Cameroonian Comment Thread after she dared to comment on a picture he posted with Ben Simmons, Nerlens Noel and Meek Mill. Career day should be fun.

Side note: Speaking of sucking, any suggestions on how to alleviate teething pain? I feel like happy hour in Aleppo is less chaotic than soothing sore gums on a one-year-old.