I’ve got to be honest here– Carson Wentz is displaying a concerning pattern of hokey white off-the-field behavior the likes of which I have never seen. Wild boar hunting in New Zealand was one thing, but going to the 9th Street Beach in Ocean City and, now, dancing on stage at a Fergie concert in North Dakota are in a league of its own. Brace yourselves, for the whitest thing you have ever seen:

Remember when we used to think Donovan McNabb was a dork?*

*Donovan McNabb is still a dork.

H/T to Bleeding Green Nation