There are so many things wrong with this statement from the Sixers forward, not the least of which is the fact that he probably tweeted it during sex. [see present tense]
What's amazing is that, Ebonics aside, there is only one typo. He must be using a qwerty keyboard, because I can't walk and text on my iPhone, let alone type while having the kind of balla NBA, Beyonce-Jay-Z type sex that Mo must have been having.
The guys over at The Wiz Wit (who sent us this gem) pointed out the moral of the story- if you can't have sex with Mo Speights for more than 30 minutes, don't get "drunk ass fuck" with him.
Truth.