Your Morning Carts: Beautiful Soul Edition

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Positives: showing support for the Phillies.

Negatives:  wearing Crocs, drinking a screwdriver out of Tupperware shaker, 1999 sunglasses, douchy smily, head band wearing dude on lap (former roommate Ryan Potulny). 

Crocs.

Man on lap.

This picture rivals the John Leguizamo jeans shopping pic on the "oh my god my hockey team's star sniper makes me uncomfortable when he takes odd pictures with men" scale.

But just when you think he might be going back door like Danny Briere, it's pictures like this that save us:

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Drink in right hand, check. 

Oh that's nice, the girls conveniently lined up from hot to not for Carts.  Start on photo facing left, Jeff!

Of course there's that, and then there's this disturbing video that actually exists:


That might be bad, but I don't think it's as horrifying as this fan video of Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews:

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10 Comments

  • Jon July 29, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Best Carts article yet

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  • Brittany Hughes July 29, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Oh how I’ve missed “Your Morning Carts”…crocs?!seriously?! What little respect he had is now dust in the wind

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  • Dana July 29, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Can we also focus on the face that his friend’s hand is placed on his knee?

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  • Dana July 29, 2010 at 11:57 am

    *fact

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  • J-BOR July 29, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    I’m glad they traded gagne instead of carter…only so “your morning carts” could continue

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  • J-BOR July 29, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    I’m glad they traded gagne instead of carter…only so “your morning carts” could continue

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  • Iron Balls McGinty July 29, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Yes, lap-boy’s hand-on-knee is très gay.
    Still not as disturbing as the Toews-Kane bromance video.
    Best Morning Carts yet.

    Reply
  • Grace July 30, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Wow, where ever did you find these photos and videos? Kind of creepy to know you are lurking on a girlfriend board.

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  • Moyered August 1, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    La Salle LAX at its finest

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  • onsale taobao January 8, 2011 at 3:36 am

    Let us just do it

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