Johan Santana told a very different story to police than what we reported yesterday about his golf course affair. He claims that he and his partner were engaged in a little tomfoolery next to a golf cart path (classy) and that the woman was "very excited and masturbating" (are we sure this isn't Susan Finkelstein?), but she wanted to finish the chore back at her place, according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Santana, usually known for his endurance, couldn't wait and had to pull out in 1st inning of this one.
"I told her I was about to climax and ejaculated on her right leg."
The woman told investigators a very different story.
Johan didn't say a word, he only whispered for me to 'shush,'" the woman told Detective Osvaldo Gamez of the sheriff's Special Victims Unit. The woman said that Santana kept her under control by tightly gripping her arms and "pulling my hair towards him." She added, "I told Johan to stop on numerous occasions. Johan said he was going to 'cum' and then removed his penis from inside of me and ejaculated on my right leg."
I feel like I need a shower.
It appears to be a bit of a he said, she said. What we do know is that Johan, who's married with three kids, nailed a chick on a golf course while the Phillies were preparing for the World Series. Ladies and gentlemen, your New York Mets, the upper thigh of the NL East.