Ben_fran_werth"Sooo, what size are your shoes?"

But whom?

Jeff Francoeur ended our long two day national citywide nightmare.  He signed with the Royals today. Yeah, that's going to end well.

So, now that the talented 26-year-old with a monster hose won't taint the Phils with his whining ways, they can look elsewhere, right?

What about Matt Diaz?  You know, the guy who took down Redman and kills lefties?  Oh, what's that Scoob, he went to the Pirates?  Damn.

Jayso


Domonic Brown?  He's tired and sluggish and might start the season in the minors??  Wha…

I know, I know – Ben Fran!

We're running out of options, folks.